Comic Transcript
PHIL: I, ah, think I need your help, Alex.
ALEX: Oh?
PHIL: Yes… You see, this new program I created managed to destroy all of the development groups, ah, less than legal collection of MP3s. Which is inconvenient, but that’s sort of a risk that comes with the job.
PHIL: Unfortunately, I sort of forgot that we were connected to Ubersoft’s network, and our program seems to have made its way out there…
ALEX: A digital rights management virus.
PHIL: Hide me.