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ALEX: Hey Phil… I’ve been reading through that document you released, the one that lists all the various fixes you’re going to include in the next service pack for Nifty Doorways. I’m curious about one of them.
PHIL: Which one is that?
ALEX: “OS will adapt to new computer environment in the event it must be migrated as a result of catastrophic user-inflicted hardware trauma.”
PHIL: Oh, that. It’s in case the user takes a bat to his PC. or throws it out a window. Or something like that.
PHIL: Apparently in some circles it’s considered a form of pre-emptive maintenance.