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ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking.
CUSTOMER: Ummm… so are you still taking orders and shipping computers to people?
ALEX: Doing a little last-minute Christmas shopping are we?
CUSTOMER: Well… sort of all of it. And I need to get it done today.
ALEX: I see. Unfortunately, we aren’t taking any orders.
ALEX: But that’s only because you’ve called the tech support line. Let me transfer you to sales.
CUSTOMER: Don’t DO that.