Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: I can’t believe this “RIAA” has tarnished my profession’s nefarious image by using the term “piracy” in conjunction with something so… something so…
ALEX: Non-threatening?
CUSTOMER: YES! We work hard at being the “terror of the seas” you know. It doesn’t help when a pack of lawyers makes people associate what we do with ap ack of pasty-faced thirteen year olds trading music when they get home from school.
CUSTOMER: Well, I won’t stand for this. something must be DONE.
ALEX: You plan to keelhaul them, perhaps?
CUSTOMER: Oh, no… something worse. Something much, much worse.
TV PERSONALITY: This just in… A group of ocean-faring pirates are suing the RIAA for “violating their trademark and diluting the strength of their product line.”
