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CUSTOMER: What about page 278?
MARK: You asked about getting your application to print properly. The printer chapter of your user manual spans pages 255 to 278, and the answer to your problem is found in the last paragraph on page 278.
CUSTOMER: Oh? Let’s see…
(CUSTOMER flipping pages.)
CUSTOMER: “Note: none of the functionality listed in this chapter actually works.”
MARK: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.