Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: Alex attends a marketing meeting.
BOSS: It occurs to me that I have not done anything dastardly for quite some time.
BOSS: I find this unacceptable. I am looking for suggestions.
ALICE: You could buy the New York Times.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Too expensive, too general.
BOSS: Viktor is correct. I would like the chaos and suffering to be focused on computers, computer users, and the industry at large.
ALEX: You could buy SCO.
