ALEX: Monk, I’m having a little problem.
MONK: What’s up?
ALEX: For the last two days, any customer who calls in to me has had their problem suddenly fix itself as soon as we start talking.
MONK: You’re kidding.
ALEX: No, I’m serious. I’m talking about a 100% success rate.
ALEX: I’m going to miss my quota.
MONK: I’ll get the guys.