MARK: Well, Alex, it’s true. After telling you about the problems I was having with my Linux machine and my printer, I went home to find that it was working perfectly.
ALEX: Told you.
MARK: You couldn’t even tell anything had gone wrong. What’s more, all the other stuff I’d broken trying to set up the printer had been fixed as well. I’ll tell you what, it’s an absolute miracle.
ALEX: Keep your voice down!
MARK: What?
ALEX: In a company run by a malevolent entity form the Abyss, calling anything a “miracle” is dicey business.
MARK: Then I guess it would be out of the question if I called you a Saint?
BOSS: THERE WILL BE NO PRIESTS.
ALEX: I’d advise against it.
