Comic Transcript
SCOTT: Ubersoft Technical Support, Scott speaking. How can I help you?
CUSTOMER: For some reason, whenever I use UberWordSoftPro for more than three or four minutes, my computer locks up solid.
SCOTT: All right, sir, to diagnose this problem I’m going to have to ask you a a lot of questions about the way your system is..
SCOTT: …
CUSTOMER: Hello?
SCOTT: The problem exists due to a poorly written printer driver on the part of a competitor, sir. There’s nothing we can do about it.
CUSTOMER: What?