BINKY: OK, Skipper, I’m here to teach you to be the very best Ubersoft mascot you can be! Let’s get started!
MARK: I can’t be any better than I am right now.
BINKY: But right now, you’re a TERRIBLE mascot!
MARK: My point exactly.
(Silence.)
BINKY: Hee hee hee! First thing we need to do is adjust that attitude of yours, Skipper!
MARK: Somebody shoot me. Now.
