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The Mascot, Part Three

The Mascot, Part Three

BINKY: Heya, Skipper!

MARK (Thinking): Oh, no…

BINKY: Hey, that’s a pretty nifty outfit you have there!

MARK: I ran into a few legal difficulties, and Ubersoft is letting me work off my legal fees by playing the Ubersoft Network Moth in “various unspecified promotional activities.”

BINKY: So you’re a mascot!

MARK: … yes. I suppose so.

BINKY: Just like me!

MARK: NO! NOT just like you! Don’t EVER say that AGAIN!

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