FED #1: Have you ever used Linux?
FED #2: Have you ever downloaded an MP3?
FED #1: Have you ever passionately discussed the merits of open and/or free software?
FED #2: Ever tried to watch a DVD on a non-Doorways platform?
FED #1: Have you ever considered getting a cable or DSL modem because it would make your download times faster?
FED #2: Have you ever, even once, used the phrase “information wants to be free?”
MARK: Ahoy, matey. I be surrounded by idiots, aye.
FEDS #2: We’ll take that as a confession of guilt. Have a nice day.