ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. How may I direct your call?
CUSTOMER: I read somewhere you guys could make a profit even if you sold Nifty Doorways for $45 a box.
ALEX: Well, that’s not exactly true. Sure, if all we sold was Nifty Doorways, we could make a profit, but we use Nifty Doorways to support some of our other software lines, which aren’t as profitable.
CUSTOMER: Oh? Which software lines are those?
(Silence.)
ALEX: Pretty much all of them, actually.
