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Web Mail III

Web Mail III

CUSTOMER: So why is my web mail account substituting innocent coffee references with your company’s propaganda against JAVA?

ALEX: It’s the inevitable result of our web security initiatives.

CUSTOMER: Your what?

ALEX: Web security initiatives. We have been checking incoming mail for words that can be used to trigger viruses, and replacing them with less dangerous alternatives.

CUSTOMER: Like commercials?

ALEX: The supposed toxicity of spam has never been proven.

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