Comic Transcript
BOSS: Speak.
CALLER: Good morning! Am I speaking to the head of this business and/or household?
BOSS: You are.
CALLER: Great! This is… “Steve.” I’m calling to inform you of a once-in-a-lifetime, no-pressure, no-commitment offer that you signed up to qualify for!
BOSS: I signed for NOTHING.
CALLER: No, no, you’re right here on our list, Mr… Bonet. That’s French, isn’t it?
