ALEX: Big problem, Monk. Don’t know what to do.
MONK: What’s up?
ALEX: Alice, Phil, and Viktor are working on some kind of new “uber-evil” program nicknamed “Project Albatross…” and Alice won’t tell me what it does.
MONK: Oooh. Cool name.
ALEX: … “Cool name?”
MONK: From the “Rime of the Ancient Mariner.” I dig the classy, old-school literature references.
ALEX: Yeah… the guy who killed the albatross was cursed, and everyone around him DIED.
MONK: Come to think of it, it’s a stupid name for a software project.
