MONK: Alex… You know how you told me that Mark had taken this medication, and how it was making him a bit… Paranoid? And how he believed I was spying on him, and drugging his coffee?
MONK: Well, he seems to have gone a bit… nuts. He’s locked himself in the Supply Closet.
ALEX: Oh, he’ll be all right. We just need to give the medication time to wear off.
MONK: He’s also taken the coffee machine hostage.
ALEX: My God! SOMEONE CALL SECURITY!