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ALEX: Heya, Sis. What’s new?
ALICE: I’m hiding. This is not going to be a good week.
ALEX: What’s the problem?
ALICE: Well, the end-of-the-year issue of “Evil Mastermind Quarterly” just came out… For the past nine years, the Boss has won their award for “Most Dastardly Villain heading a faceless, soulless corporation.”
BOSS (Out-of-frame): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
ALICE: This year he lost out to Steve Case.