ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. Can I help you?
CUSTOMER: I’m trying to use UberWordSoftPro 2001 to type out my list of new years resolutions, and it keeps changing them for me.
ALEX: UberWordSoftPro was designed with a Resolution Editor (R), and will automatically replace any unrealistic New Years resolutions with more realistic and productive ones.
CUSTOMER: Oh it will, will it?
CUSTOMER: I notice it keeps changing “reign in my spending” with “send more money to Ubersoft.”
ALEX: As I said, more realistic.