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Realistic Goals

Realistic Goals

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. Can I help you?

CUSTOMER: I’m trying to use UberWordSoftPro 2001 to type out my list of new years resolutions, and it keeps changing them for me.

ALEX: UberWordSoftPro was designed with a Resolution Editor (R), and will automatically replace any unrealistic New Years resolutions with more realistic and productive ones.

CUSTOMER: Oh it will, will it?

CUSTOMER: I notice it keeps changing “reign in my spending” with “send more money to Ubersoft.”

ALEX: As I said, more realistic.

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