PHIL: All right… you’ve beaten my colleagues in hand-to-hand combat. What is the bug you want to report?
ALEX: For some reason, the Keyed DNA ID Card we’ve been testing got Mark arrested.
PHIL: Oh, that. That’s not a bug. Something Mark did triggered an investigation, and he got flagged as a potential terrorist.
ALEX: What? What did he –
PHIL: “Flag 17: Using Linux in an unauthorized fashion.”