Comic Transcript
ALEX (Thinking): I thought I’d seen everything at this job, but I’m actually SHOCKED by the way the Boss is so ruthlessly playing on the emotions of US Citizens by sending them spam about the US Flag. It’s… disturbing. Crass. Rude. Tasteless.
ALEX (Thinking): Still, it could have been worse. hopefully I an get through the day without hearing a certain five-word phrase that almost guarantees that it WILL get worse.
BOSS: I just had another idea.
ALEX (Thinking): Yep, that’s the one.
