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ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. What is the nature of your problem?
CUSTOMER: Hi. I don’t actually have a problem… just wanted to tell you that my machine has been up and running for about six months without a need for any reboots or re-installs.
ALEX: Well, I’m glad we could —
CUSTOMER: Oh, I’m not running Nifty Doorways. I just thought you’d like to know.