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CUSTOMER: I am sick and tired of this buggy, buggy software crashing on me all the time! Your products are the most unstable and inconsistent I’ve ever used!
ALEX: I don’t understand what you mean, sir. Ubersoft’s software is the best in the industry.
ALEX: Ubersoft is committed to the highest standards of product quality and customer satisfaction. our products are rigorously tested for any and all possible flaws, and designed to be as easy and intuitive to use as any piece of computer software possibly can.
CUSTOMER: I can only imagine you’re keeping THOSE products locked up in a broom closet somewhere.
ALEX: Very funny.