Comic Transcript
BOSS: Alex, I have learned that Mark has been using a new version of OS/2, my ancient enemy, on his spare time. I have decided to punish him for this terrible crime, and you will the others of his punishment so that all will know the penalty for open defiance.
BOSS: For the crime of daring to use an operating system that favors good design over consumer enslavement, mark will henceforth devote most of his time to documenting Binky, the Cheerful Winking Paperclip. It is so ordered.
MARK: Help me.
BINKY: Skipper?
