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BOSS: Alex, I am told that Mark was not at work Friday. Do you know why this is?
ALEX: I think he was home sick.
BOSS: So it had nothing to do with the new release of an enemy operating system I thought long dead and nevermore to return?
ALEX: No, I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.
BOSS: There’s something about the “gone home to play with my new OS — cough hack wheeze” scrawled on the note he taped to his monitor that makes me suspicious.