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MARK: Hey Alex! eComStation is incredible! You should see all the software they included with it, not to mention the…
ALEX: Mark. The Boss knows.
MARK: What? What are you talking about?
ALEX: The Boss knows you skipped work in order to play with the latest incarnation of an operating system he occasionally refers to as his “most ancient of enemies.” He’s not happy.
MARK: Man. I thought my plan was foolproof.
ALEX: Mark, emailing your group with the message “I’m out ‘SICK’ today, eCS rules, hahahahahahaha” is NOT a foolproof plan.