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ALEX: So you’re the present day me here to tell me about all the good things I have now that I’ve forgotten because my little mid-life crisis arrived early.
SECOND ALEX: More specifically, I’m the you that you were just before you started having these problems.
ALEX: Wait a minute. You’re telling me that you haven’t even turned 30 yet?
SECOND ALEX: Well… yes. Technically.
ALEX: Get out.
SECOND ALEX: OK.