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ALEX: I dunno, Monk, ever since my birthday I’ve felt kind of empty… like I haven’t really done anything important or worthwhile with my life…
MONK: Whoa, slow down! You’re much too young for a mid-life crisis! Play solitaire on your computer for a few hours, you’ll feel much better.
ALEX: No, I’m SERIOUS. I want to do something that I’ll be proud of when I’m older. Something big. Something that really needs doing.
MONK: Like what, Alex? What is this thing you’re so fired-up to do?
ALEX: I want to work Linux tech support.
MONK: Ok, man. NOW you’re scaring me.