Comic Transcript
PHIL: OK, so since we’re assuming I’m you, I’m here to tell you what you — rather, what “I” am like in the future you create when you quit Ubersoft and start working at a Linux Help Desk.
ALEX: So are you going to use some kind of supernatural power to lead me into the future, where you show people fighting over my belongings after my death without any regard to who I was in life?
PHIL: Er… no. I WAS going to show you a few spreadsheets about your projected income, as well as the statistical probability of a Linux programmer getting arrested for violating the DMCA, but that seems somehow anti-climactic at this point.
