Comic Transcript
ALEX: So you’re me.
SECOND ALEX: That’s right. I’m the Alex of birthdays present.
ALEX: “Birthdays Present?”
SECOND ALEX: Yeah, well, the point is, I’m here to show you all the things you still have, but haven’t noticed.
ALEX: “Birthdays present?”
SECOND ALEX: Look. The afterlife is a lot more Dickensian than most of us would like, but we don’t have a lot of say in the way things are run.