Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: Hello, I have a few questions about your “Linux is Evil, Buy our Stuff” campaign.
ALEX: Sure. I’ll be happy to help.
CUSTOMER: In your ads, you depict Linux as a dangerous operating system that poses at threat to a developer’s intellectual property, the free market’s stability, and the end user’s bottom line.
ALEX: That’s rights.
CUSTOMER: Do you guys really believe all that stuff?
ALEX: No, but “Ignore your common sense and buy our software anyway” is a much harder sell.