Comic Transcript
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Hello, my name is Viktor Schreck, and I work at Ubersoft, Inc. Today I’d like to talk to you about a controversial topic called “free” software.
NARRATOR: This is a paid TV Announcement.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: We at Ubersoft understand the true value of hard work, discipline, and dedication to ones craft. That’s why we oppose Free Software and the Linux operating system, because they’re run by conniving and dangerous information terrorists who want to destroy the American Way of Life.
NARRATOR: This is a paid TV Announcement.
(Large letters in the middle of the frame): Linux is evil. Buy our stuff.
NARRATOR: This is a paid TV Announcement.
