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SALES REPRESENTATIVE: Hello, this is the sales division of Silicon-to-Go. Can I help you?
ALICE: Hello, my name is Alice. I work in the Marketing Division of Ubersoft, Incorporated.
SALES REPRESENTATIVE: Oh. Hello.
ALICE: We have you listed as a computer reseller and solutions provider, but according to our records you don’t actually have any licensing agreements with us. We’re very concerned about software piracy, and we want to be sure you aren’t illegally distributing our —
SALES REPRESENTATIVE: We don’t sell Ubersoft software of any kind with our systems.
ALICE: Since that answer in no way helps our bottom line, I’m going to ignore it and ask the same question over and over again until you give me an answer I like.