Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: Hey, whatever happened to that lawsuit? Didn’t some Judge find you guys guilty of Unholy Business Practices? Don’t have to be split up into two or three separate companies?
ALEX: Not yet. We’re still appealing the decision.
CUSTOMER: So what’s going on?
ALEX: Well, oral arguments for the first round of appeals start today. We’re confident things will be different this time around.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: And to conclude my opening statements, Your Honors, I just want each and every one of you to know that your checks are in the mail.
