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The PNG Scare

The PNG Scare
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TV PERSONALITY: I’m here with the head of Ubersoft’s Legal Division, who claims that “open” technologies, such as the PNG format, are “Un-American.”

VIKTOR SCHRECK: That’s right, Frank.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I’m an American. You’re an American. We’re all Americans here, except for the ones who aren’t, and they all WANT to be Americans. As an American, I don’t use the PNG format, and neither do any of the other Americans that I know. “Open” technology is not something that any American would ever use… and they don’t. So anyone using this technology must, in fact, be something else entirely.

TV PERSONALITY: What would they be, then?


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