Comic Transcript
TV PERSONALITY: I’m here with the head of Ubersoft’s Legal Division, who claims that “open” technologies, such as the PNG format, are “Un-American.”
VIKTOR SCHRECK: That’s right, Frank.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: I’m an American. You’re an American. We’re all Americans here, except for the ones who aren’t, and they all WANT to be Americans. As an American, I don’t use the PNG format, and neither do any of the other Americans that I know. “Open” technology is not something that any American would ever use… and they don’t. So anyone using this technology must, in fact, be something else entirely.
TV PERSONALITY: What would they be, then?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Communists.
