ALEX: OK, you got me. I’m not really with the FBI.
DWAYNE: You can’t do this!
ALEX: You’re probably right.
DWAYNE: Confiscating the property of a rival company is against the law. You’re going to be in big trouble for this.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Sorry I’m late, Alex. is this him?
DWAYNE: And who, exactly, are you?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: I’m the guy who’s suing your company for violating my client’s intellectual property. Please sign these papers quickly… I’m running low on sunscreen, and I’d rather not burst into flame before trial, judges find the smell unpleasant.