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The Thing, Conclusion

The Thing, Conclusion
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JIM WASHINGTON: Today, Mr. Bunny the Hoppy Computer Guy, the Dark Lord, owner, President and CEO of Ubersoft, Inc., announced the development of a product called “Thing,” something he claims will be so “Mind-blowingly and amazingly revolutionary, the very face of the modern world will be forever changed.”

BOSS: “Thing” will be so mind-blowingly and amazingly revolutionary, the very face of the modern world will be forever changed.

REPORTER: Mr. Bunny, can you tell us what it does?

BOSS: Not “IT.” “Thing.” “Thing” is not the same as “IT.”

REPORTER: Yes, I understand, but what exactly does it do?

BOSS: No! We are not here to talk about ‘IT!” We are here to talk about “Ubersoft Thing,” a mind-blowingly and amazingly revolutionary technology!

REPORTER: But why is it so amazingly revolutionary?

BOSS: THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING! How STUPID can you be? THING!

JIM WASHINGTON: This press conference continued in much the same vein for several hours.


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