Comic Transcript
ALEX: So you’re suing me because you think I MIGHT get drunk, mispronounce my name, and forever tar Apple’s iMac computers with the image of an inebriated buffoon?
APPLE LEGAL: Yes, that’s it in a nutshell.
(Silence.)
ALEX: You know, the Unix world has this program called “Emacs” —
APPLE LEGAL: We’re going alphabetically.
