Comic Transcript
APPLE LEGAL: You see Alex, your name is so close to the word “iMacs” that we’re positive we’ll win this court case. Which means that when we sue you, you’ll wind up owing us far, far more money than you can afford to pay. Or…
ALEX: Or?
APPLE LEGAL: Or, you could give us your eternal soul, and we’ll forget the whole thing ever happened.
ALEX: I think you’re full of —
APPLE LEGAL: Creativity? Ambition? Superior business acumen? We do too!