ALEX: You’re not really going to integrate spam into the desktop, are you?
BOSS: Why not? Your plan is brilliant!
BOSS: The biggest problem with spam is that customers don’t read it! They just delete it, or ignore it. This way, they won’t have a choice… the spam will be on their desktop, always staring at them, subliminally burning itself into the psyche of the customer! Spammers will pay through the nose for this captive audience!
BOSS: I’ll make money fast! And it won’t be a chain letter…