Comic Transcript
ALEX: Boss, the FBI wants us to integrate their Carnivore product with Nifty Doorways Server, to make it easier for them to track down suspected terrorists.
BOSS: Privacy groups will attack us for providing the FBI with a tool that gives them access to the private lives of our non-terrorist customers.
ALEX: Hm. Let me ask them about that.
ALEX: They say they “would never do that.”
BOSS: They have studied our methods. This might work.