Comic Transcript
ALEX: How exactly did this guy get my credit card number? I hardly ever use the stupid thing…
CALLER: Um… well… it appears that a few days ago some miscreant managed to take a few credit numbers directly from the Credit Union web site.
ALEX: What were you using to protect your mission-critical data?
CALLER: Er… Nifty Doorways 2001.
ALEX: I should have known.
CALLER: We couldn’t help it! Nothing beats that employee discount!
