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ANSWERING MACHINE: Thank you for calling the complaints division at Ubersoft. We are very concerned with customer satisfaction, and have set up this area specifically to hear specific grievances and other issues with all Ubersoft products and services.
ANSWERING MACHINE: At the sound of the tone, please leave a detailed message concerning the problem you are having, and how you’d like it solved. Thank you and record at the beep.
CUSTOMER: Um… yeah, I’m having problems using this phone help system, and —
ANSWERING MACHINE: I’m sorry you’ve run out of time. please shorten your message, make it more specific and try again at a later date. Thank you for using Ubersoft products and services.