Automated Support II

Automated Support II

ANSWERING MACHINE: Welcome to Ubersoft’s eSupport Hotline. To receive the proper level of support for your product, please enter its serial number now, then press the pound key.

(Sound of telephone keys.)

ANSWERING MACHINE: You are listed as a registered user. Please enter the 42 digit product support number in order to assess what level of support you are entitled to. Punch in the first four digits, then the asterisk key, then the last four digits, then the asterisk key, then the entire number, then the pound key.

(Sound of frantic telephone keys.)

ANSWERING MACHINE: You are listed as eligible to receive our standard level of electronic support. To provide you with this support, we are now hanging up the phone and instituting a phone block against your telephone number.

CUSTOMER: Hey!

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