Comic Transcript
TECH SUPPORT: I’m sorry sir, but there’s no record of your account on file. I’m afraid we can’t help you unless your company sets up a new account.
ALEX: I think that’s a little premature, don’t you?
TECH SUPPORT: No, I’m afraid we’ve looked everywhere and can’t find any trace of you on the system.
ALEX: But I haven’t even told you my company’s NAME yet.
TECH SUPPORT: Look. You and I both know that’s the excuse I’m going to use anyway, so why don’t we just cut to the chase?