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Ask A Silly Question

Ask A Silly Question
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CUSTOMER: My laptop computer isn’t working… I’d like to get it fixed.

ALEX: Certainly. Just mail it in to our service department.

CUSTOMER: Whoa, wait! I have an Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus warranty… I’m entitled to on-site service.

ALEX: I’m sorry sir, but you are mistaken. The warranty that provides for on-site service is the Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus POSITIVE plan. You’re one level short.

CUSTOMER: So what DOES an Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus warranty give me?

ALEX: A 15% discount when you upgrade to the Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus Positive plan.


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