Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: My laptop computer isn’t working… I’d like to get it fixed.
ALEX: Certainly. Just mail it in to our service department.
CUSTOMER: Whoa, wait! I have an Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus warranty… I’m entitled to on-site service.
ALEX: I’m sorry sir, but you are mistaken. The warranty that provides for on-site service is the Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus POSITIVE plan. You’re one level short.
CUSTOMER: So what DOES an Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus warranty give me?
ALEX: A 15% discount when you upgrade to the Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus Positive plan.
