Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: My computers don’t work.
ALEX: That’s because you have violated one of our license agreements. By giving one of our products a bad review, you lost your rights to use your software and we have disabled all programs remotely until you correct the problem.
CUSTOMER: Waitaminute… how did you know that was me? I haven’t even given you my name yet!
ALEX: That’s because we have violated our end user privacy statement, but there aren’t any laws concerning that so we’re not too bothered by it.