MONK: So what happens if someone comes by before you can fire up the program?
MARK: Well, I —
BOSS: What is the meaning of this? That is not a Nifty Doorways Desktop! Why are you running a non-standard operating system on an Ubersoft computer?
MARK: That’s not a non-standard operating system. That’s my screen saver.
BOSS: Screen savers move! Why isn’t that screen saver moving?
MARK: Because every time it starts my computer locks up.
BOSS: Oh, well, that’s all right then.