THE PRESS: Wait a minute… there’s no way this can be legal.
ALICE: It is. Recent software legislation has recognized Ubersoft’s right to protect its intellectual property. Your negative review devalues the trademarks for Baron Bomber and Syzygy, so we are taking the steps to protect those trademarks.
THE PRESS: Its not right.
ALICE: The law is quite clear. we have every right to do what we’re doing. Now, we’re willing to talk reparation instead of litigation…
THE PRESS: This is stupid!
ALICE: By “this,” I hope you aren’t referring to anything concerning Ubersoft, because that would violate another license you agreed to when accepted my phone call.