Fine Print, Part Five

Fine Print, Part Five

THE PRESS: There’s no way we’re going to take down this review. We’re journalists. We have a First Amendment right to honestly report the news as we see fit.

ALICE: Well, I’m not a lawyer, so I can’t comment on that. However, since you are in violation of our licensing agreement, we will be terminating the licenses of every Ubersoft product your company has installed on its machines.

(ALICE types into her computer.)

ALICE: You should be noticing that none of your Ubersoft applications work now.

THE PRESS: You know, they never really worked BEFORE.

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